YAH YAH YAG POUTINE

After the last Kaleidoscope Gathering pagan festival, shenanigans ensued that spawned this song to be filked. Good Times. In case you don't know, the YAG is the name of the chip wagon that sold awesome food (Ye Audle Grub) and poutine is a side dish made of fries, cheese curds, and gravy.

YAH YAH YAG POUTINE
filked from Ra Ra Rasputin (BoneyM)
by Rick D. and Marie D.
http://youtu.be/kvDMlk3kSYg

There lived a Pagan Pope at KG long ago
He was big and bald, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with humour and with fear
But to KG chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could teach the Craft like a Pope could wave his beer
Full of hopes and fizzy ale
But he was also the kind of teacher
Women would regale

YAH YAH YAG POUTINE!!!!
we all love the Fraser queen
That Hobbes really tried to make a scene
YAH YAH YAG POUTINE!!!!
KG's greatest love machine
It was fab how he carried on

He ruled the Raven’s Gnoll and minded Auz and Ma
From monkeys on the wing he fled really really far
In all affairs Bardish he was the man to sneeze
But he was real great when he had a babe to squeeze

For Flirtatia he was no wheeler dealer
Though she praised the things he’d done
She believed he was a bard of something clever
Who would watch her son

YAH YAH YAG POUTINE!!!!
we all love the Fraser queen
That Hobbes really tried to make a scene
YAH YAH YAG POUTINE!!!!
KG's greatest love machine
It was fab how he carried on

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for fame became known to more and more people,
the demand to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

“Something must be done!” declared his competitors
But the ladies begged, “Don’t you try to do it please.”
No doubt this Hobbesy Bard had no sort of hidden charm
Though he wasn’t very cute they just fell into his arms

Then one night some men of uncertain standing
Set a trap they’re all to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

YAH YAH YAG POUTINE!!!!
we all love the Fraser queen
They put him up on a silly soap box
YAH YAH YAG POUTINE!!!!
KG's greatest love machine
They shaved his head and his hair was gone

YAH YAH YAG POUTINE!!!!
we all love the Fraser queen
They wouldn’t quit as they wanted his hair
YAH YAH YAG POUTINE!!!!
KG's greatest love machine
They shaved and shaved
But always kept his raiment clean

(Spoken:)
Oh those Pagans...